October 2010
1 post
FUCK IT
*Throws hands up* I’m done with men. Sorry to burst the optimists bubble but lets be honest with ourselves for a minute. Prince Charming isn’t coming. And he doesn’t exist. That’s all.
August 2010
1 post
carmenlsigman:
♥ ♥ Guy Bartoli, I miss you. Why did you sprain your ankle you little cum guzzling queen? ♥ ♥
=[ dancing. its not fun.
May 2010
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March 2010
1 post
February 2010
1 post
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If you could become any fictional character, who would you be?
Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Bitch is bad ass.
Ask me anything
January 2010
32 posts
WatchI could watch this all day. Ding dong. Router. Netflix. Whaaaaaa
tedgreek:
Woke up feeling lonely Fearing being left behind It’s like I’m the only one left of my kind
I’ll keep you company ;) Wanna cuddle? xoxo Guy
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<33 Shes on next weeks...
Dear piscesinpurple
You are a goddess. Muah from S. Florida. =]
Pretty bad ass mash-up.
Does anyone know where to find Bossy Sins and...
Its the remix of Kelis - Bossy and Panic! At The Disco - I write Sins and Not Tragedies. I cannot find it anywhere. Id love you if you have it =] Email me it? bartoli.guy@gmail.com Lemme know. Ive searched EVERYWHERE.
“You better get it girr”
– Premo 2010 performs last at premier. Ah cant wait. Our costumes are fierceeeeee. Come competition time Ill share more about it all. Til then Ive been sworn to secrecy ;)
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F***buddies? Really?
Him: Gonna have to cancel :/ I only had a 3 hr nap all day. im exhausted
Me: Okay. I think I'm going out to wilton anyways
Him: Cool. ugh tonight would have been good tho bc for once im not horned up and my hormones are under control
Me: Huh? Wtf does that mean.
Him: Oops. Meant to text Brian.
Me: Who is brian?
Him: My fb. He wants to go on a date but we never leave bed.
Wtf? Does everyone have these fuckbuddies now? I guess I missed that 2010 memo.
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WAIT, WHAT?! I'VE BEEN LIVING AT THIS NEW LOCATION...
schwenk:
BRB y’all. Going to eat my weight in fried food/candy.
Nom nom. That just made me crave fried food. Is it a problem I can’t handle seeing other people post about food without becoming starving myself?Thats definetely a disease considering i just ate maybe an hour ago and Im starving again. Hah. Oh well. Nom nom nom. Hellooooo Chipotle =]
listening to "Brandi Carlile - Throw It All Away" →
First blip. And oh how I love this song. The studio version is so much better though.
EDIT: Hmm. Why isnt the player showing up. Anyone possibly know?
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Couldn’t be more embarassed.
I apologize for all the sloppy drunk photos of me...
I guess Rum, Vodka, Beer, Champagne, and red wine didnt mix too well. Regardless, it was the best way to end 2009. Drunk and on the floor. The year wasnt much better than that hah
myy babbyycalled me right at midnight to wish my...
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Oh drunken typing. Here is a classic case of sloppy drunks with access to the internet. <3 Love you bitch.
tedgreek:
I feel like I got hit by a train.
I feel like I got hit by 10.
December 2009
8 posts
Middle of the Night Confessions with Guy
carmenlsigman:
*text message*
Guy: Carmen
Me: Hey. You ok?
Guy: U up?
Me: Duhh
*ring ring*
Me: Hello?
Guy: I THOUGHT OF YOU DURING SEX, CARMEN!!!
Me: Hahaha what?
Guy: Yeah, tonight, just a bit ago, I just got home, when I was having sex, I thought of you.
Me: Good. Thats what you get. Thats your guilty conscious for going to get laid instead of coming to drink with me.
Guy: Lets do...
Wtf.
Why am i still awake? I can slowly feel the depression taking over. My neck is hurt more than they thought apparantly. MRI here i come. No dancing or guard for some time. This could be a problem and its ifnally breaking me down. I dance. Its what i do. This is killing me to be told i need to stop for a month maybe more. =/ Im gonna get fat too cuz i have a problem that i eat when i get emotional....
Barely Breathing
carmenlsigman:
Waking up from dreams sponsored by Nyquil and Dante Alighieri on the first of December is tragic. Realizing that by other peoples standards I have accomplished a lot this year, but by my standards, nothing, is even worse.
I cant sleep.
Oh Dante Alighieri how The Divine Comedy entertains me so. Love it. Just a guess that perhaps you might eb reading that? Anyone who hasnt, do...
Last day of classes thank god. Let the cramming begin. Tons of coffee, tons of textbooks, and tons of lessons I slept through all year. Sheesh. It gonna be a longggggg next week. Dunkin Donuts here i come!
November 2009
14 posts
Dear Self,
You have a costume fitting coming up and from what you hear, you will be basically naked. Please lose weight and eat more taco bell salad. Oh and also, when learning different versions of choregraphy, stop thinking about them as hamburger a, hamburger b, etc. Start thinking salad a, salad b, etc. Thank you fatty.
Love,
Your food disease.
Guy
carmenlsigman:
OMG youre awake.
I’m alive.
I love you.
Thank god sweet heart. Love you!