*text message*
Guy: Carmen
Me: Hey. You ok?
Guy: U up?
Me: Duhh
*ring ring*
Me: Hello?
Guy: I THOUGHT OF YOU DURING SEX, CARMEN!!!
Me: Hahaha what?
Guy: Yeah, tonight, just a bit ago, I just got home, when I was having sex, I thought of you.
Me: Good. Thats what you get. Thats your guilty conscious for going to get laid instead of coming to drink with me.
Guy: Lets do lunch tomorrow.
Me: Ok.
Its a problem.
