• Him: Gonna have to cancel :/ I only had a 3 hr nap all day. im exhausted
  • Me: Okay. I think I'm going out to wilton anyways
  • Him: Cool. ugh tonight would have been good tho bc for once im not horned up and my hormones are under control
  • Me: Huh? Wtf does that mean.
  • Him: Oops. Meant to text Brian.
  • Me: Who is brian?
  • Him: My fb. He wants to go on a date but we never leave bed.
  • Wtf? Does everyone have these fuckbuddies now? I guess I missed that 2010 memo.